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HE LED A GREAT CAMPAIGN - Unfortunately that was no measure of any actual leadership skills.




STILL VOTING PRESENT - On Unemployment, BP Oil Spill, Christmas Bomber, The Economy Ft Hood, Memorial Day, and D-Day.




THE BUCK STOPS HERE - Specifically British Petroleum Campaign Bucks




BUREAUCRATIC REALITY CHECK -




RICK PERRY - BP, HALIBURTON AND TRANSOCEAN ARE HIS GOD




BRITISH PETROLEUM - They Know!




TRANSPARENCY IN THE GULF -




OIL SPILL 85DAYS, 16H 25MIN - vs 3 vacations, numerous golfing dates, white house entertainment dinners, TV shows, celebrations, concerts... wanna bet who will take the credit on this one?


TAGS: oil spill
Rating: 4.5/5

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THE BEST IDEA YET... - for blocking that damn oil leak in the Gulf.




THERE WAS SOMETHING I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO... - rhymed with soil... possibly toil...maybe foil... oh well it probably wasn't important anyway




SCREWING THE TAXPAYER AGAIN -




DEEPWATER REICHSTAG - Its not like Obama would let the BP spill become a massive catastrophe to help him push harder for "greener" energy, right?




HARD AT WORK - Trying to Plug That Hole




57 DAYS AND COUNTING - Obama did what he knew to do. He Gave a Speech.




9 DAYS - The time from a catastrophic explosion on an oil platform until Obama and EPA Administrator Jackson realize there may be a problem.




THE A-WHALE SUPER SKIMMER - This Taiwanese ship can remove 500,000 barrels of oil from sea water a day. In 70 days, the U.S. govt has only removed 600,000 barrels. Yet, Obama's EPA hasn't cleared the ship to leave VA's port.




YOU'RE DOIN' A HECK OF A JOB - Barackie




IMAGINE - These are tankers, skimmers, barges, and barrier build ships. Obama has parked all of them




Incompetence -


TAGS: exxon oil spills
Rating: 3.4/5

More politifakes by PapaFox

ChadAllen - May 9, 2013, 12:23 pm
Hell, Obama gets away with getting american's killed & making terrorism on our streets possible again through his own gross dereliction of duty. You're being a bit "selective" again there on what constitutes "incompetence" aren't you Pops??
PapaFox - April 19, 2013, 2:41 pm
Real Men(tm) use Brawny!
Renza - April 19, 2013, 12:09 pm
Clearly the paper towels they were using worked wonders.


ENGLAND SURRENDERS AGAIN - To the Demands of a Tyrant. BP coughs up 20 Billion to Obama




MISS ME YET? -




PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF EXXON - Since when can a corporation impose martial law?


TAGS: another exxon oil spill
Rating: 3/5

More politifakes by PapaFox

PapaFox - April 11, 2013, 7:41 am
They've certainly done their d***edest to keep reporters away from the scene.
Renza - April 11, 2013, 7:30 am
If you're referring to martial law, you are correct, they cannot. They have been threatening to arrest people for trying to report on it and have made it a no fly zone (with FAA). And I'm sure they could successfully get people arrested, it's not hard.
Oyster - April 11, 2013, 6:41 am
They cannot, which would insinuate that Abby is simply making stuff up to suit her progressive agenda.


EXXON VALDEZ - We come a long, long way, baby.




EXXON - Where "Trust Us" is just another way of saying "Bend Over"




FISH OIL - What's Spanish for "Epic Fail?"




COULD IT HAPPEN AGAIN? - AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN...




CRISIS CAPITALISM - Bad things happen for a reason. So do you want a job or don't you?




Dangerous Ineptness of the EPA -




Gold King Mine -




E.P.A.id -




EPA: A Toxic Waste Dump of Lawlessness -




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