HE LED A GREAT CAMPAIGN - Unfortunately that was no measure of any actual leadership skills.
STILL VOTING PRESENT - On Unemployment, BP Oil Spill, Christmas Bomber, The Economy Ft Hood, Memorial Day, and D-Day.
THE BUCK STOPS HERE - Specifically British Petroleum Campaign Bucks
BUREAUCRATIC REALITY CHECK -
RICK PERRY - BP, HALIBURTON AND TRANSOCEAN ARE HIS GOD
BRITISH PETROLEUM - They Know!
TRANSPARENCY IN THE GULF -
OIL SPILL 85DAYS, 16H 25MIN - vs 3 vacations, numerous golfing dates, white house entertainment dinners, TV shows, celebrations, concerts... wanna bet who will take the credit on this one?
THE BEST IDEA YET... - for blocking that damn oil leak in the Gulf.
THERE WAS SOMETHING I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO... - rhymed with soil... possibly toil...maybe foil... oh well it probably wasn't important anyway
SCREWING THE TAXPAYER AGAIN -
DEEPWATER REICHSTAG - Its not like Obama would let the BP spill become a massive catastrophe to help him push harder for "greener" energy, right?
HARD AT WORK - Trying to Plug That Hole
57 DAYS AND COUNTING - Obama did what he knew to do. He Gave a Speech.
9 DAYS - The time from a catastrophic explosion on an oil platform until Obama and EPA Administrator Jackson realize there may be a problem.
THE A-WHALE SUPER SKIMMER - This Taiwanese ship can remove 500,000 barrels of oil from sea water a day. In 70 days, the U.S. govt has only removed 600,000 barrels. Yet, Obama's EPA hasn't cleared the ship to leave VA's port.
YOU'RE DOIN' A HECK OF A JOB - Barackie
IMAGINE - These are tankers, skimmers, barges, and barrier build ships. Obama has parked all of them
ENGLAND SURRENDERS AGAIN - To the Demands of a Tyrant. BP coughs up 20 Billion to Obama
MISS ME YET? -
PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF EXXON - Since when can a corporation impose martial law?
EXXON VALDEZ - We come a long, long way, baby.
EXXON - Where "Trust Us" is just another way of saying "Bend Over"
FISH OIL - What's Spanish for "Epic Fail?"
COULD IT HAPPEN AGAIN? - AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN...
CRISIS CAPITALISM - Bad things happen for a reason. So do you want a job or don't you?
Dangerous Ineptness of the EPA -
Gold King Mine -
EPA: A Toxic Waste Dump of Lawlessness -